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Author:  emile1920 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Irishman and Chinese man

Paddy Irishman and paddy chineese man are both living in Cork. every night paddy chineese man goes out for a pint in the local pub, and sits in the same spot at the bar.

one night paddy chineese man walks in to find paddy irishman sitting on his stool, when he asks him to get up paddy irishman laughs at him and tells him to feck off. paddy chineese man gets angry, jumps into the air screams and karate chops him on the back of the neck knocking him out cold, paddy chineese man walks up to the barman and says "when he wakes up tell him that was a 246 karate chop" and leaves.

Next night same thing, paddy irishman wont give up the stool, paddy chineese man gets angry and karate chops him knocking him out cold. then shouts to the barman "tell him that was a 246 karate chop" and leaves.

Third night Paddy Irishman is in the pub hiding behind the door, just as paddy chineese man walks in he springs out and BANG!!
knocks him out cold, he shouts to the barman "tell him that was a 135 top-link"

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Author:  chunk250396 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:23 pm ]
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Don't get it...


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Author:  emile1920 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:28 pm ]
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I'm afraid its a farmer joke... Where C1-FUN he'd get it :p

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Author:  wee mac [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:29 pm ]
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chunk250396 wrote:
Don't get it...


You and me both :?

Author:  emile1920 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:30 pm ]
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Anybody seen the walkers advert?

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Author:  emile1920 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:31 pm ]
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The one with the tractor

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Author:  Poshweb [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:47 pm ]
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When I first heard that joke 40 years ago, it was a Morris starting handle. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  emile1920 [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 10:52 pm ]
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Haha at least someone gets it :p :o your showing your age there :p

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Author:  C14FUN [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:37 pm ]
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emile1920 wrote:
I'm afraid its a farmer joke... Where C1-FUN he'd get it :p

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A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea."

A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China."

The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Halfords."

You could change the crowbar for a top link if your a farmer :D

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And for all those that have not heard of a top link, I have included a nice picture :mrgreen:

Author:  C14FUN [ Mon Jan 13, 2014 11:38 pm ]
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emile1920 wrote:
I'm afraid its a farmer joke... Where C1-FUN he'd get it :p

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Once a Farmer always a Farmer :D

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