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 Post subject: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:41 am 
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Three fish are in a tank.
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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:19 am 
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Ok l'm a dad of 3 but I don't get it. Please explain !!


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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:14 am 
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The fish are in a military tank not a fish tank that's the joke right there. A dads joke for sure.

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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:54 pm 
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I still don't get it, maybe because l'm a granddad


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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:06 pm 
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brixtonboy wrote:
I still don't get it, maybe because l'm a granddad


Dad jokes need a different understanding compared to a regular joke. They take advantage of different meanings of a word and turn into a "dry" joke, like a pun.

Here's an easy one.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:14 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:17 pm 
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!

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A horse walks in to a bar

Barman asks "Why the long face?"


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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

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 Post subject: Re: DAD JOKES
PostPosted: Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:40 pm 
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I got the last two


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