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Author:  AlreadywonB4 [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:41 am ]
Post subject:  DAD JOKES

Three fish are in a tank.
One asks the others, “How do you drive this thing?”


:o

Author:  brixtonboy [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:19 am ]
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Ok l'm a dad of 3 but I don't get it. Please explain !!

Author:  nlel [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 11:14 am ]
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The fish are in a military tank not a fish tank that's the joke right there. A dads joke for sure.

Author:  brixtonboy [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:54 pm ]
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I still don't get it, maybe because l'm a granddad

Author:  AlreadywonB4 [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:06 pm ]
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brixtonboy wrote:
I still don't get it, maybe because l'm a granddad


Dad jokes need a different understanding compared to a regular joke. They take advantage of different meanings of a word and turn into a "dry" joke, like a pun.

Here's an easy one.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Author:  Stonesie [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:14 pm ]
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What's brown and sticky? A stick...

Author:  AlreadywonB4 [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 5:17 pm ]
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!

Author:  Stonesie [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 8:10 pm ]
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A horse walks in to a bar

Barman asks "Why the long face?"

Author:  AlreadywonB4 [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:14 pm ]
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What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!

Author:  brixtonboy [ Sun Aug 11, 2019 10:40 pm ]
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I got the last two

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